Why I curse Doctors, WICD Part I

My country Dr. charges me $85 for an "intermediate office visit" where all he does is take my BP, tell me I am going to have a stroke soon  if i don't change the way I am living my life.

 After critquing my lifestyle he gives me an Rx for my HBP.

No Office visit no MEDS!
 No 85$, no med!s
FU DOCTORS!
It's the feds friggin rules!

My world, my rules, you are just an extra in this production Doc.  You are an afterthought until the 3rd act when I have a mini-stroke shoveling snow and you sing your big show-stopper "I told you so!"

the song goes like this.....

"You thought it was a joke,
 when I said you'd have a stroke,"
NOW DIN'T YA BUOOOY!"

You live life at full speed,
Speed's the last thing that you need

I told you so, i told you so, how may times did i tell you so?

 This could be a smash hit for Nikki Minaj so I may cast a woman to play the Doctor and Ms. Minaj 
would look awfully cute in a Doctor's Outfit.  

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